
Q: What is his name?
A: “Real”. In full it’s DuCharmer Ever So Real.
Q: What is he?
A: Many things. Mostly unsavoury things.
Q: No, I mean what breed is he?
A: In Britain he’s a Belgian Shepherd Dog of the Tervueren variety. That means he has long hair which isn’t black. In the breed’s Vlaams (Flemish) and Nederlands (Dutch) speaking native lands he’s a Tervurenseherder. In Britain the French spellings and terminology have largely been adopted, in spite of French being a minority language in Belgium. Don’t ask me why, I didn’t ask to be British.
Q: How old is he?
A: To avoid the need to rewrite this page every birthday... He was born 28-
Q: So how did he Finnish, sorry finish, up in England?
A: I often ask myself that, usually with a ‘why’ rather than a ‘how’. He was imported
along with his brother “Jori“ (DuCharmer Ever So Famous) by Janet & David of the
Delator kennel. They established one of the first successful Tervueren kennels in
Britain more than 30 years ago and sometimes look to foreign lands to obtain tip-
Q: Did Real & Jori have to endure six months quarantine?
A: No, they have their own passports, microchips and perforated skin following all the injections. My passport has expired though, thanks for the reminder.
Q: Do you take him to shows?
A: Very infrequently. We’ve had Belgian Shepherds for more than 20 years and got
over the showing bug in favour of boating. Ask Real the question: ”Would you prefer
to travel hundreds of miles by car for a few minutes in the show ring, or would you
rather go a-
Q: If you kept on showing him, would he go to the top?
A: Unlikely. There is a modern fashion for very long narrow over-
Q: So is Real intelligent?
A: Incredibly so. We’ve never known a dog so easy to train -
Q: Should I consider adopting a Belgian myself?
A: No. Sorry, but no. You have a life and you need to keep it. Belgians are 24/7
dogs who demand constant human company and lots of work. They thrive on work, needing
to keep all that intelligence busy. Leave him at home while you go out to work and
he’ll eat the house. I work at home and Real is always with me, he knows to settle
for a snooze when I’m busy -
Q: I absolutely want to commit my whole life to a dog. I am physically quite fit and not embarrassed to roll in mud or snow in a mock fight with my dog. Where can I find out more info?
A: Hit the links below, but never say I didn’t warn you. If you do become adopted
by a BSD, good luck. You’ll be proudly owned by the most naturally conformed breed
there is -
We had thought about including an apology to the BSD breeders we know and respect,
for damaging their puppy sales. But the only customers we have sent packing are those
who would be unsuitable for a Belgian, so we’ve done everyone a favour. Especially
the puppies -
Caress’s Crew
OK, so you’re more interested in the dog than in the boat. He doesn’t need this kind of encouragement, being full of his own importance already. So please don’t tell him that he’s handsome or clever, he’s difficult enough to keep in his place without that.
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